Dear Dear Janeane,
I have enjoyed your stand up and your TV appearances for years. I can probably do your entire HBO Comedy Half Hour I’ve seen it that often. I love the movies Dog Park (directed by Bruce McCulloch) and Sweethearts (a very good movie if you ever get the chance to check it out on cable).
I listened to you on Air America. I love you FFRF.org commercial (especially the end of it). I will see Ratatouille only for you and Patton Oswald.
That’s why it’s so hard to scold you.
Lady, when you go on Conan’s show, wash your hair! I wouldn’t show up at your house with dirty greasy hair and you shouldn’t show up at my house that way. Take a shower, wash your hair, I don’t care what you do to it as long as it’s clean. I don’t care what you wear. I don’t care that you want to show the world your “ink” as you promote a kids movie, I’m sure it helps with the street cred issue. But you gotta look clean.
I would shower for you! It’s the least you can do.
And I’m sure Conan would appreciate it, too.
Thanks for listening.
Your TV Junkie,